Alternative Approaches to finding the Fix.

I'm looking for the perfect solution to the complex and multifaceted problems I face. They are related to my body chemistry, my brain function, my environment, my personality, past experiences, life stream, energy, Karma, Vibration and the influence of God, Angels, Advanced Alien life forms that are currently visiting planet Earth right now. One must not forget that Satan, the great deceiver, is also at work in our lives, invoking the powers of Darkness and spreading Evil...

Please recommend a fast fix that is 100% Natural, 100% Organic, GMO Free, falls within the disciplines of Alternative Medicine but has also been proven to be effective through rigorous scientific testing and is inexpensive. Either that or let me know of a Health Insurance Co that will authorize and pay full expenses for trips around the world to see Gurus, Shamans, Faith Healers, Mystics, Naturalpaths (How do you spell that word?) If it is exotic, it has to be good, right?

Whatever you recommend, I will eat, drink, insert in other orifices, Bath in it, rub on my body during a full moon while dancing in front of a campfire. I'll do anything.

Just tell me what works.
And if not, I'll continue to log on here occasionally and write silliness hoping to make you laugh. I'll cry with you, share our pain, have empathy for us, share our good days and our bad days and know that together we can carry on...

Take care,
Shambalambahumbugdumbbug, wheat grass, sage smudging and perhaps medicinal marijuana if it is legal where you live. I don't know... I want my mood altered but not that way.

Smiles and hugs to all who suffer.
And smiles and hugs to all who are fine.

Skilsaw.

I take valium for my terrible nervousness and sometimes to help me fall asleep. Does a benzo count? It's not natural, but it works.

I also heard of a "natural water" that heals in the grotto from Lourdes, France. You can laugh about that one because I put it on every day and I'm still not fixed. But hey, I tried!