Dead Turkey Day in the USA

I understand Turkey Meat contains micro elements in complex molecules which have psychotropic benefits for people who are as messed up in the head as I am. Good excuse to eat Turkey anyway.

"Turkey Meat is hard to Beat."
Old turkey smells like Feet.
Careful of the Meat you eat.

I should become a wrap star.
Wellness Recovery Action Plan WRAP, Get it.
I am so funny.

He, he he... rap music, Wrap Music.

To make it real rap, I'd have to add a few words like "Bicht", and add a whole verse celebrating "Booty".