Having someone over

Can you have someone over to your place? That woman I met is asking to come over after New Years. It's such a mess. And the porn! I don't know if I can find a place to hide it all. I am NOT throwing it out.

I worked for a hour last night throwing some old stuff away and getting othert things put away. It's still awful. I need a team of cleaning fanatics to come over and work nonstop for a week. Maybe I should just burn it down?

I've got some horrid furniture. I acn't afford to buy new stuff before then. I think fire is the best answer.

I haven't had a friend over to my house in at least 2 years now for various reasons. My place isn't that messy since it's my parents house but i just wouldn't be able to handle having a friend at my place. Just throw all the porn into a box and tape up the box and shove it in a closet or attic.

A box? A SINGLE box? I've got eight boxes in my closet. It's overflowing. There's no more room.

You can always give it to charity. I bet the orphans will really apreciate it...

Parador wrote:A box? A SINGLE box? I've got eight boxes in my closet. It's overflowing. There's no more room.

lol, sorry. You could probably get rid of some of it, or give it to charity like ikari said. It would give the orphans something to do.

NO WAY. NO STINKING WAY. Nobody's taking my porn away. There's no way I could watch all of it. That would take a solid two years of viewing. But I still can't stand to part with it.

I guess your in a pickle then, either find a way to hid it or don't have her come over. Try shoving it in the walls.

I can stow it in the garage I guess. That's going to take all day. I hope it's safe out there.

I'll never get the place presentable by New Years.

why don't you tell her your place is a mess and full of porn and go to her place instead?

I'm supposed to visit her place after Christmas. I hope it is a mess! Then I won't have to clean my place up so much.