by shock_the_monkey » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:01 pm
so, this story starts with a westfield strat that was in the window of a certain charity shop. i'd seen other guitars in their window and they'd been snapped up. as such, i was somewhat determined not to let this one get away. and with that, i handed over my rather modest £40 and it was mine. now, you might think that it would. or should, have crossed my mind that having dyspraxia wasn't going to be conducive to learning the guitar ... but no, it never occurred to me that a lack of any kind of dexterity would be a problem. some weeks down the road and it's sort of dawning on me that this might just be a little beyond my ability. it's really the fingering of the strings that's the problem. i don't seem able to hold the neck in the conventional way because i hate using my thumbs. it just feels very awkward putting my thumb on the back of the neck. it feels more comfortable with the neck between my thumb and my 1st finger, with my thumb sort of lying along it. and i seem to get a better reach with my fingers like that too. but my fingers don't have a good enough span for some chords. there's a 'long A' chord that's virtually impossible as i can't get my 4th finger 4 frets from my 1st finger. all in all, i suspect i'll be quite limited in terms of certain chords. and then, and i admit this is self-inflicted, there's the oddity of why the tuning jumps from 'G' to 'B', instead of 'C'. i seems wrong to me. it sounds wrong too. and this is causing a bit of a mental block. being obsessive, like wot aspies are, i'm thinking of translating all the chords to see if i can avoid this odd tuning arrangement. anyway, there we have it. perhaps if i practice enough i'll get to be some good at this. i suspect it's the time aspect that's going to be difficult to achieve. it just takes me too long to change finger positions at the moment, and the precision required is somewhat daunting.
something knocked me out' the trees
now i'm on my knees
... don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey
there is one thing you must be sure of
i can't take any more
... don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey
don't like it but i guess i'm learning
... shock the monkey to life