I know how excited you all are...

*crickets chirping*
Try to control your excitement. I need you to be calm and collected, and clear-headed enough to make the right choices.
In each category you are to nominate a member of this forum that you believe belongs in that category (someone other than yourself). You may nominate more than one member per category. I'd prefer you chose members who are currently active or have been active recently.
The categories are as follows:
- The member who creates the best threads:
- The member who creates the most interesting posts:
- Most seemingly honest member:
- Most seemingly dishonest member:
- The most popular member (most well-liked or hated):
- The sexiest member:
- The craziest member:
- The most interesting and/or intriguing member:
- The most annoying member:
- The most normal member:
- The most seemingly dangerous member:
- The most seemingly harmless member:
- Most delusional member:
- Most egotistical member:
- Most psychopathic member:
- Most antisocial member:
- The member with the biggest (real or phantom) penis:
- Most successful member, or member who is most likely to become successful:
- The member who is most likely to become famous:
- The member who is most likely to become infamous:
- The member who is most likely to spend the rest of their life in prison:
- The member who should be banned:
- The member who should be moderator:
- The member who would outlive everyone else on a deserted island:
- The village idiot:
Got an interesting category I didn't think of? Include it in your reply.