Can we make a list of social norms?

crystal_richardson_ wrote:it could be an interesting convo you never know.

No it can't. I don't even care if people use alts, but there's no conversation to be had when people pretend to be stupid, except for dumb jokes.

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javert wrote:

crystal_richardson_ wrote:it could be an interesting convo you never know.

No it can't. I don't even care if people use alts, but there's no conversation to be had when people pretend to be stupid, except for dumb jokes.

who is pretending to be stupid?

Obsidian wrote:
Hmm... Why are poop and farts considered dirty?

Because they smell of sh!t and when you smell someone's fart you have particles of that person's sh1t on the inside of your nose.

justonemoreperson wrote:

Obsidian wrote:
Hmm... Why are poop and farts considered dirty?

Because they smell of sh!t and when you smell someone's fart you have particles of that person's sh1t on the inside of your nose.

Farting is a perfectly natural phenonenon. The average human farts between 15 and 30 times per day. Regretably in one or two African countries farting is considered so offensive that it is now a capital crime.

Unfortunately serial farters can only be executed once.

hadeninae wrote:People get genuinely upset if a person wears a baseball cap indoors.

You're getting it wrong. Has nothing to do with indoors or outdoors, but with the fact that baseball caps are hideously ugly therefore offensive to the eye. Wearing, selling and manufacturing baseball caps should warrant capital punishment, then the human race would be a bit nicer spectacle to look at.

justonemoreperson wrote:Because they smell of sh!t and when you smell someone's fart you have particles of that person's sh1t on the inside of your nose.

Haha, that would be hilarious if it was actually true. Otherwise I will suggest that you change your underwear if some poop particles manage to escape along with a fart. :­P

Obsidian wrote:

justonemoreperson wrote:Because they smell of sh!t and when you smell someone's fart you have particles of that person's sh1t on the inside of your nose.

Haha, that would be hilarious if it was actually true. Otherwise I will suggest that you change your underwear if some poop particles manage to escape along with a fart. :­P

Excuse me Obsidian, but it would appear that you have a shyte fixation. Is this due to overly strict potty training?

Obsidian wrote:

justonemoreperson wrote:Because they smell of sh!t and when you smell someone's fart you have particles of that person's sh1t on the inside of your nose.

Haha, that would be hilarious if it was actually true. Otherwise I will suggest that you change your underwear if some poop particles manage to escape along with a fart. :­P

It is, unfortunately, true. It's based on the molecular structure of solids, liquids and gases. They might be small and well spaced out, but they are there nevertheless.

Who farts 15-30 times/day MacB? Man, eat some crackers with that. You could give yourself an ulcer with food that does that to you.