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Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby lifelongthing » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:37 pm

I've seen this topic around before and thought I'd post it. Could use some fun right about now :P

I'll go first:
You know you're DID when... Checking your text messages doesn't mean seeing if you've got a text; it means seeing if you've sent one.

(Nin actually wrote this one as a joke for some us others upon seeing Lin had, as usual, texted lots and lots while she had been out)
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby dianezz » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:38 pm

you know you have DID when you find postit reminder notes all over house, car, wallet and they are in different handwriting styles. :?
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby LittleRedDogToo » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:20 am

When you wake in the morning and find out you've already been up for several hours.
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby epluribusunum » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:04 am

someone says, "You can't be two places at once," and you reply, "I can!"
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby humptydumpty » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:57 am

You're 25 and can't figure out "push" and "pull"...because "you" are looking at yourself, face to face. (btw, only someone with DID or a psychologist would get that!)
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby dianezz » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:41 am

you are 49 and cannot tell time
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby Riven » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:51 am

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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby spanky_spee » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:22 am

When you make a joke and no one but your alters Laugh!

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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby lifelongthing » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:41 am

So many hilarious ones :lol: :D

When you make a joke and no one but your alters Laugh!

Oh yes, been there :roll: :lol: :oops:

you are 49 and cannot tell time

Definitely :P

You're 25 and can't figure out "push" and "pull"...because "you" are looking at yourself, face to face. (btw, only someone with DID or a psychologist would get that!)

Haha yeah. We get that cause we can't read it too which is fun :P

When you wake in the morning and find out you've already been up for several hours.

Can't even count how many times this has happened to. Was one of my clues of the DID actually :lol:
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Re: Fun: You know you're DID when..

Postby tomboy24 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:22 pm

When you don't need substances like alcohol to wake up the next day and wonder "What did I do last night?" :lol:

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