Demons IQ

Will do.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/0 ... _SpuuG.jpg

Nothing I can do about that... guess dude wants his money back...

Oh the horror... kids these days, they really don't have much left do they?

My official IQ is 103, above average. I'm so goddamn smart it hurts.

I've been thinking (don't worry, I'm fine). We should take votes on each posters IQ, then take the mean of results to assign their official forum IQ. After that, we can group people in relation to IQ, maybe give them a fun little thing to put in their signature (we'll have to make every group seem to have some type of trait that makes them better than all the rest). Then, we can create sticky threads for each group to hold discussion with one another about things such as the specific troubles that group experiences (i.e "omfg why can't the "resilient/tickle-me-elmo" group understand wtf I'm talking about" or "is the play-doh group the wisest?").

I suggest the groups be named according to the Psadist scale:

Play-doh
Mr Potato Head
Furby
Tickle-me Elmo
Gameboy
Nintendo 3DS

Everyone is allowed to make an argument, or post exemplifying their IQ although no one is required to read it so you better make it catch people's interest (maybe include a picture of yourself in drag). IQ test scores will NOT be a contributing factor.

After we get this all sorted we can move on to grouping people on success level. Everyone will post how they are/aren't successful and we will again vote and calculate mean of votes to determine level. I suggest this scale be according to objects used for masturbation:

Hand
Pillow/Couch cushions
Dessert Spoon
Wall corners
Dildo
Unconscious person

Sounds like fun. I think I liked the jokes about Jews better though.

I don't know my IQ and I don't care about it. I only took an online IQ test once to impress/compete against someone else, but I cheated. So I was smart enough to work out how to cheat, and stupid enough that I needed to.

I am concerned that the suggested IQ categories/brackets are all corporate-owned trademarks. I like the masturbatory objects better. I am impressed by the creativity or desperation of anybody who uses wall corners in this fashion.

javert wrote:I am concerned that the suggested IQ categories/brackets are all corporate-owned trademarks.

I'm buying the rights to each name just for you guys. I know it's likely wiser to invest my money in growing companies of my country and tax liens in my city, donating portions to non-profit organizations, being the investor in a real-estate partnership, and keeping a modest amount in hiding but what the hell!! BUy UP DEM NAME RIGHTS!!!

Pan wrote:BUy UP DEM NAME RIGHTS!!!

I think it'd be more fun to try to find your hiding place.

javert wrote:

Pan wrote:BUy UP DEM NAME RIGHTS!!!

I think it'd be more fun to try to find your hiding place.

No use! Merely finding the hiding place will not assure you the money! Can't go into any further details.

-- Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:01 pm --

And honestly, what I have in hiding isn't much. Most my worth is found in assets.

Then it's lucky that I prefer the treasure hunt to the treasure.

Pan wrote:Most my worth is found in assets.

Yes, I've heard rumours that you have fine assets!

javert wrote:Then it's lucky that I prefer the treasure hunt to the treasure.

You should consider being an immortality quester. I hear you never stop looking (until you die). Sounds fun!

-- Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:16 pm --

javert wrote:Yes, I've heard rumours that you have fine assets!

It's all a lie!