by Dogethedoge04 » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:40 pm
So it was the day before spring break started. I went to the gas station across the street from school with a friend of mine (let's call him friend 1). I decided to steal a beef jerky from there, and when he asked me if I lifted anything from there, I told him I didn't, and he said if I did he would beat my ass (he's a little bitch, plus he's said that to me so many times and never has done it). When we went back up to the school to hang out with friends, I told my other friend (friend 2) that I stole a beef jerky from the gas station, and he said he was going to tell "friend 1" about it, and I told him not to (I got very nervous), but "friend 2" just couldn't keep his fcuking mouth shut, so he told "friend 1" about it, and then when I was talking to other friends I heard "friend 1" shout my name, and I knew why he did it because "friend 2" was right next to him laughing and smiling. "friend 1" said "bitch hand over that beef jerky." so I did give him the beef jerky, but right before "friend 1" could grab it, my other friend "friend 3" grabbed it and ate it, and "friend 1" got so mad, lol. That lightened things up a little bit. Then "friend 1" said "I'm telling your mom" (see how much of a little bitch he is?), and that put me under so much pressure. I went to hang out with my friend "friend 4" at his house, and I was talking to him about how I was under so much pressure about this, and he was like "believe me, they won't get mad over a 2 dollar beef jerky", but I knew I would get in so much trouble, and "friend 4" was very pissed off that "friend 1" snitched on me, and "friend 4" was talking about how "friend 1" is a little bitch (which is true.). Then mom was waiting in front of the house waiting to pick me up, and "friend 4" told me to not bring it up until she brings it up, and right when I went in the car, she yells at me about how "friend 1" told her about what happened, I was very pissed off. I was supposed to see my dad that day, dad was waiting at my house to come pick me up so we can hang out, and mom told me to tell him everything that happened, and he was VERY pissed off. So he changed plans and decided instead of me and him hanging out at Best Buy checking out tablets and phones, he decided me and him would go get Taco Bell (which is not too far from the gas station), and when he was driving there, he saw the gas station near my school, and he was like "is that the gas station where you lifted that beef jerky?" and it was impossible to lie, so instead of going to Taco Bell, he went to the gas station and forced me to talk to the manager about it (which is such a pussy ass move), but the manager wasn't there at the time, so I had to talk to the assistant manager about it, and I'm VERY lucky it was a nice assistant manager, and dad shouted at me telling me to tell him everything, and the assistant manager was like "well, I know if that was my dad, my ass would be black and blue already.", then he told me to show him in the store where I stole the beef jerky, so I showed him, and my dad had to pay for the cost, and then we left, lucky that it didn't turn out any worse. I ended up getting grounded for 2 months because of it, and when I came home, mom was still yelling at me about it. I could've gone to juvey but luckily got let off with a warning.
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