I think I might really need help

[LeOkAsPEr]

You know I just generally need it.

But no, not in this economy.

I'm sick of seeing a therapist who think's I'm depressed.

When is the NHS going to learn that anti-depressants aren't an all-purpose medication.

But no.

Instead I clearly have to commit some act of high treason to get admitted to a psychiatric ward. Then again that's if I can get a psychoanalyst, psychologist, psychiatrist or therapist who will actually say in court I'm a mentally unstable and insane and not depressed and need to get put on anti-depressants.

Because if it happens again I will do something to get my case recognised. Even if I have to garrotte someone with a pen. See, I'm not even thinking right.

But it just might work.

And if you think I'll get executed for murder or high treason let me introduce to the British Law system:

Step 1
Go on a killing spree
Step 2
Get sent to an open prison (that is if the judge actually charges you and doesn't give you a fine of £1 and then pays it for you)
Step 3
Walk out of the prison the next day and never return

Open prisons. Prisons that prisoners can walk out of and are actually expected to come back at the end of the day.

I'm not even joking.