I walk through the door after being out all day and the first thing I hear is you two talking about me and my heater again. Have either of you considered getting a life? You're always home, running your mouths all day and night about other people and it's always the same $#%^.
Now I'm NEVER turning my heater off because I don't want you noticing the lights go dim. Apparently you're both too stupid to notice any change in the lights unless it happens right in front of your face. My heat is staying on. I need to take care of myself.
Now sit back and enjoy the electricity as it stays on regardless of what I do in here. Maybe on our last day I'll put on my troll face and inform you two that my heater was on for an entire week straight. Maybe that will teach you that your fears are unwarranted.