This is my average conversation:
Guy: Hey man, want to go to a BBQ next sunday?
Me: Recently in the news some #######3 burned a baby on a grill.
Guy: What?
Girl: So, done anything lately?
Me: Nothing much, just hanging around, hanging and hanging, nothing much at all. Nothing at all. It gets kinda depressing, not doing anything. Boring too. I remember this guy who used to live with me....
Me: Hey man, sup?
Guy: Hi.
Me: I said hey you ######6 idiot, I already started the ######6 conversation. You're supposed to say "nothing" or tell me something you've done you stupid ape.
I really don't care what they think but I really need friends, how do I stop this?