I love the thrill of stealing.
Today I was at the store and stole some stuff, and the feeling I have coming out is so amazing. I don't really care what it is that I steal, it can be near worthless or whatever. It just feels good. It feels like the world isn't insane anymore.
My favorite way to steal is to put on my stealing jacket (the one with the nice generous sleeves on it), stick some ear-phones in my ear and turn on my iPod. Then I have at it.
I never steal anything bigger than what will fit in my pocket, but I always feel like I've accomplished something important when I've done it. When I do it and leave the store I am filled with hope for the future (if that sounds odd.)