Epically Schizoid Moments

Schizological1 wrote: in hebrew the words knife and (sandwich) bag sound the same

schizoid from Israel? well this story u might like.

in 2006 there was that whole israel/lebanon war thing, after israel striked the bridge in our town my family decide to do north to Tripoli were i got a lot of alone time.
anyway when the first day of school started(war was in summer) some teachers were just chatting/checking with their students with how they dealt with the war and students sharing emotional/interesting moments.

teacher: so how was war with u?
me: fun....(with a pleased smile in my face)
me: *realizing how apathetic that sound*
me: *pretending that i was being sarcastic and was trying to make light of tragedy in bitter tone*
me: they even had to ruin the summer, they should have made it in winter.
teacher: *not buying it and moving on to another student that isn't weird*