The Schizoid Bible

~The Scizoid Bible~
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1.penetrating eye stare (it works to scare the normalls off )

2.rude sarcasm to push people away

3.escape plans/emergecy routes away from people...i.e>plan A, plan B..incase plan A fails..the sorts.

4.evil genius

5.sociopathic manipulation/acting skills to avoid as much social contact as possible

6. the art of ruminating


(will add more later__please if any fellow schizoid feels the need to add something..don't hesitate to do so)

hehe i like and i dont believe im schizoid - even though i was diagnosed *shrug* but i can relate to almost all of those

I do all those things!
What about;
Dress in an unusual manner to make people think that you are wierd/crazy?

i do that too and i live in a small village so it doesnt take a lot. i dont actually think what i wear is that bad but the people around here do - it's as if they cross the street when they see me coming....praised be the Lord on high

I dont do those things.......does that mean I'm not shcziod (cant even spell it). I thought I was Shizoid (that still dont look right) cos I'm not bothered about what people think of me. Though if someone I dont like starts talking high and mighty to me I defend myself. I dont have a social life. Theres no one out there whose worth my time. Past experience has shown me that people are unreliable. As I too have been for others. Thats why I dont promise anyone anything. I dont like to be taken advantage of. I'm not quite sure what the hell I'm talking about.

But I dont do those things. Does one have to be like that to qualify for the S word?

us schizoids ARE indifferent to criticism...but since I also have the antisocial pd' I kick there ass anyway
and who likes being taken advantage of??...ha! you should of seen those #####& at school assuming that because I was quite and smart I'd help them

philosophy quote:

"...in the end_all you really ever have is yourself."

btw' now thath I think about it...it could very well be that your not infact "schizoid"_because according to my calculations and 'other(s)' studies it shows that only about 2% of the entire population could ever be actually diagnosed as it (its VERY rare)..(mostly men)

what you could be experiencing is just a momentary relapse brought about by environmental factors. You see...what us
schizoids live there whole life as (a hollow trivial_nothing existence)continual awareness an eternal reoccurence supressed by existential and nihilistic philosophy...

~ ok..WHAT THE ###$ AM I SAYING??

this is a weird question but since ive been diagnosed with SPD, does that entitle me to my very own en-suite room at university? i am supposed to be going there in september and i dont mind the prospect of it too much because i can stay in my room all the time except for lectures - if i get the private bathroom. if i dont this will not be the case and i will have to venture into the world of communal showers all over again!! - this i am dreading....any ideas anyone?

Ask for a private room on the grounds of your schizoid p.d..
Produce evidence ie. a doctors letter and if they deny you the privacy that you need you can argue that you are being discriminated against. Your "disabilty" has special requirements and they are not being taken seriously etc.
I'd think that you would have a pretty stong case.

i called my psychiatrist tonight (who didnt remember me!- that's nice) to see if i could see her and take my uni. forms with me andhave her write a letter or something. so, hopefully she will...i hope it works! im not going to uni if i dont get a private room. the thought of having to share with people and mix with them really depresses me and i dont know if it's schizoid or just me being odd...its kinda the same eh?