What's In Your Castle?

Birds. Lots and lots of birds. Doughnuts too.

Water in the moat too, I'll bet

DaturaInnoxia wrote:Water in the moat too, I'll bet

With fishies swimming around in it.

DaturaInnoxia wrote:Would it be triggering or disrespectful to say that, in my castle, I would have the drummer, Clown, from Slipknot in a cage because I think he'd make a delightful (but extremely intimidating) pet?
* intimidating due to a lot of his behaviours in interviews rather than his costume

I'm thinking it would be cool to have 1971-era Alice Cooper shackled to a pole in the basement. Or maybe heavily dosed with Thorazine so he wouldn't escape and could assist me with annoying tasks like finding the TV remote.

I could put him out on the front lawn on Halloween.

Oblivion wrote:

DaturaInnoxia wrote:Would it be triggering or disrespectful to say that, in my castle, I would have the drummer, Clown, from Slipknot in a cage because I think he'd make a delightful (but extremely intimidating) pet?
* intimidating due to a lot of his behaviours in interviews rather than his costume

I'm thinking it would be cool to have 1971-era Alice Cooper shackled to a pole in the basement. Or maybe heavily dosed with Thorazine so he wouldn't escape and could assist me with annoying tasks like finding the TV remote.

I could put him out on the front lawn on Halloween.

I actually met Alice Cooper once, believe it or not. We had a long, enlightening conversation. "Hi!" I screamed, and he waved at me and everyone else.

Tyler wrote:I actually met Alice Cooper once, believe it or not.

I choose not.

Oblivion wrote:

Tyler wrote:I actually met Alice Cooper once, believe it or not.

I choose not.

Don't ever talk to me or my birds again

My castle's more of a VW camper van or a static caravan. Not really into bricks and mortar tbh.

In it I've got exactly what I need. A plate and a spoon or maybe a spork. A nice cosy bed that pulls out. A TV. A fridge and an oven. I don't really need much. I'd like the compactness of it.

I don't see much reason for a big house and I'm not interested in accumulating stuff. I'd much rather a small house with a good amount of land.

Yeah, I could live in a tent in a big field. All I'd need is a camping stove and a standpipe.