Did you eat food today?

If so. What?

For breakfast I had my super anti-death health smoothie.

Lunch was a whole wheat everything bagel to which I added cream cheese, chopped red onion, red peppers and garlic.

Bag of peanut M&M's on the way home.

Dinner will probably be a piece of eggplant parm and some sauteed spinach if I dont get too lazy to make it.

I anticipate a quarter gallon of Belgian chocolate ice cream with marshmallow fluff all over it sometime around 9 pm.

What about you? Do you cook or do you have a chef on the payroll?

Oh wow you ate a lot. I cook. No chefs lol My husband and daughter are sick rn so they’re just eating soup.

I usually have my chefs cook up a nice meal for lunch - meals specified not to contain any gluten. I'm surprised you don't have any chefs. To each their own, I guess.

Cereal for breakfast and sunflower seeds...drank tea and water. I should probably get at eating something.

My diet consists mainly of coffee and cigarettes, but I did have some toast and an apple earlier. I'll eat more tomorrow to make up for it.

Massive berry smoothie for breakfast after my morning tea, a bite of a banana and some peanut butter, a delicious plate of tofu veggie chow fun, and some kind of weird Vietnamese sweet cake roll thingie for dessert. Just getting over a stomach bug so am not eating as much as I normally do.

Yup, a piece of porcine flesh with fried pommes du terre and pickles.

Oatmeal.