Perspectives on relationship ending?

In ten years I'll show up naked on your doorstep and let you be the judge.

How will I know its you? We need a code word.

When you open the door you will see something like this, only balder.



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naps wrote:When you open the door you will see something like this, only balder.



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Oh man! I dont know if I can wait 10 years.

Can you come now?

I would prefer that you first attend to your scorpion infestation.

It won't be easy, I think they are colluding with the Russians.

ElephantEyes wrote:

PerplexedMan wrote:

ElephantEyes wrote:Also, hair products.

I can't stand guys who use hair products and creams. It's such a characteristically unmanly behaviour.

I love to control my men by forbidding them from using hair products. The only acceptable hairstyle on a man is military style, shaved on the sides and about half inch long on top. He is allowed to use a tiny bit of gel to make it stand up spiky but it must be unscented. When this has been done then he may talk to me.

Facial hair is prohibited as well though. A two day beard growth is allowed but nothing else. Sideburns must be shorter than a half inch.

Sounds like you only date simps

PerplexedMan wrote:
Sounds like you only date simps

I enjoy exchange of power so relationship dynamics in which the two people compete for the upper hand are fun for me. If a man is a "yes man" and never challenges me or tells me "no" or asserts his independence or dominance, that would be uninteresting. Conversely if he insists on having things his way all the time and there is no exchange, with both of us acting and reacting on each other, that would be uninteresting as well. At times I like to be the dominant but its not satisfying unless he is dominant and independent.

ElephantEyes wrote:I enjoy exchange of power so relationship dynamics in which the two people compete for the upper hand are fun for me. If a man is a "yes man" and never challenges me or tells me "no" or asserts his independence or dominance, that would be uninteresting. Conversely if he insists on having things his way all the time and there is no exchange, with both of us acting and reacting on each other, that would be uninteresting as well. At times I like to be the dominant but its not satisfying unless he is dominant and independent.

I'm not in the market nor were you asking but it probably wouldn't work between us. I am independent but very much go with the flow and I have no need for dominance. You be you, I'll be me. I'd let you know if you did something that wasn't attractive but that's about it. I mean, if a relationship is going to work, I at least need some sexual attraction. Of course, lacking intelligence would be a pain point. Not saying you lack that, just that it matters.

ElephantEyes wrote:
I enjoy exchange of power so relationship dynamics in which the two people compete for the upper hand are fun for me. If a man is a "yes man" and never challenges me or tells me "no" or asserts his independence or dominance, that would be uninteresting. Conversely if he insists on having things his way all the time and there is no exchange, with both of us acting and reacting on each other, that would be uninteresting as well. At times I like to be the dominant but its not satisfying unless he is dominant and independent.

Same. I find it's more or less an exercise of seeing if they're worth the effort of attempting to have an interesting time with, or if they'll leave everything up to me to decide then later whine about having hated it. Power exchange does make things more entertaining. I also think dominant and identity often get misconstrued quite a bit. I find it pathetic when a "dom" is a submissive to their own title for instance...

"Hurr derr do as I say. I won't try to see your point of view cuz I make the rules. If you don't I'll have a temper tantrum, and call it asserting dominance cuz I'mma dom"