You don't find people at all interesting, OP?
I like watching and asking about people. Tend to steer conversations quickly towards motivations and questioning what they say are their drives, etc. It leaves you in a fairly good position to build rapport and interestingly I've found that if you set the tone for what I'll call 'deeper' conversation, not meaning to sound completely pretentious, that people stick to that domain fairly consistently, so that when you are sought out it's not so bad. Doing so, you leave a lot of room for light hearted jocular talk about their person or, if you're feeling in the mood, take it up a notch and make it serious and completely change the tone. You can have an entirely sarcastic conversation where only one side is in the loop which can be entertaining

Another great aspect of this approach is that you seldom have to talk about yourself.
One thing I noticed as a kid is that sometimes I'd accidentally allow people mistake this for an opportunity to use me to vent which can be frustrating if there isn't an easy escape. Had to learn how to shut that down without making them feel like they couldn't talk to me more generally.