I have not been dxed. I'm finally officially on a waiting list to see what a professional might think about me. Though, my concern is, if she doesn't agree with me, it'll be because she's stupid rather than because she's right

More seriously, probably I fit the diagnostic criteria which, of course, is behavioural in nature. The deeper questions about my motivations are more interesting but not dealt with adequately by the DSM.
I spend a lot of time on the AsPD forum, nursing my Cluster B traits, having some both in terms of AsPD and NPD (generally traits that can be shared when looking at both individually). My essence, whatever that might mean, is probably schizoid in nature. If it is, I am most likely of the covert/secret schizoid variety. A majority of my life is still made up of withdrawal and detachment, weak identity, anhedonia, and a dismissive/avoidant attachment style but, in instances where I do engage socially, I find myself quite capable and willing to be assertive or extroverted in energy (simply meaning I can project it outwards towards people and the space I'm in, rather than inwards like usual), have an absence of affective empathy, an exploitative personality style, manipulativeness, etc. The traits in the B cluster are mostly likely subclinical, since the disruptions tend not to be criminally maladaptive.