Funny things here

Whenever I feel down and I have Internet at hand, I:

a) reread Cyanide and Happiness, an hilariously offensive webcomic that never fails to bring a smile to my face.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/755/

b) lurk around the forums at http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com. They have the ability to make the most inane thread funny. The articles are some of the best comedy available online.

c) Look at photos of kittens. Particularly this page: http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/cats.htm.

And this one: http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/_index-list.html

d) I forgot to add my unconditional love for David Firth's animations:

http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm

They are hard to describe. Not for the squeamish.

e) Look at this photo.



Knowing this magical moment happened makes life worthwhile for a moment.

I don't think this was your original intention, but hey.

paradox wrote:yup, got a mobile phone, but it gets ignored often as well

a year ago, after a week of ignoring it, i charged it again and to my surprise i had gotten a few messages going from friendly to pissed
The first message started with: " hey, do you want to go do, something..." The third message contained the ironic "thanks for replying and the last one ended with "if you don't want to be friends anymore, well, fine with me !!! "

Haha...yeah, that's all too familiar. I find people to be extremely impatient and moody, and I can only deal with them in very short doses. These kind of things used to stress me out more in the past. At some point I realized I could often save myself a lot of trouble if I just didn't listen to their messages at all.

AC

that's fabulous. i love the shocked look on the other kitten's face!

CVD wrote:Oh, and another thread reminded me of this:
You might be a schizoid if: Your co-workers unanimously vote you as the most likely person from the office to go "postal."

That's the reason why I quallify for disability payments; being around people makes me a little tense.

Man, what do you have to do to qualify for disability?