Phew...I'm so glad you're bored now.
I DO get you, just like most people on here get you. Problem is...you don't get yourself!
My mother had a great analogy once....
There are 300 Queen's guards, all marching to the same beat, same direction EXCEPT one! He is the guy who is marching too but facing the opposite direction. He then says to his mate later, "you wouldn't believe it, but you should've seen the other guys, all 299 of them...they were OUT of time and marching the opposite direction. Can you believe that?" ....
I rest my case