another silly when-Im-up vision of poetry

I hear the bell dinging on the mania scale these days and as is usually the case when that happens I see a lot of things I don't usually pay attention to. Like seeing art where you least expect it. I don't know if you understand what I mean, maybe you will after reading this.

I didn't write it. I was looking up Epival (divalproex, depakoke) to see if memory lapses were listed as a side effect. As I read the list I kept hearing assonance and aliteration. So I cut and paste it in Word and just put the separation in lines where I wanted them. I only changed two words. And the last line is mine too.

The actual version: http://www.drugs.com/cons/Epival.html
(in section 'Side Effects of this Medecine")

Call me crazy
n.

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-Less Common or Rare-

Absence of or decrease in body movement; absent,
missed, or irregular menstrual periods;
stopping of menstrual bleeding; anxiety;
nervousness; restlessness;
bloated full feeling;
bloody or cloudy urine; bloody nose;
bruising; burning, crawling, itching,
numbness, prickling,
"pins and needles" , or tingling feelings;
burning, dry or itching eyes; change in taste;
chills; clumsiness or unsteadiness;
coin-shaped lesions on skin;
cold sweats;
confusion; constipation;
cramps;
decreased awareness or responsiveness;
degenerative disease of joints;
difficult, burning, or painful urination;
difficulty in moving; discharge; excessive tearing of eye;
discouragement;
dizziness;
drowsiness; dry mouth; excess air or gas in stomach
or intestines; excessive muscle tone;
muscle tension or tightness; muscle stiffness;
feeling of constant movement of self or surroundings;
feeling sad or empty;
feeling of warmth or heat;
flushing or redness of skin,
especially on face and neck;
frequent urge to urinate; headache;
heavy bleeding; irregular heartbeats;
irritability; joint pain;
swollen joints; lack of appetite; lip smacking ;
uncontrolled chewing movements; loss of hair; loss of interest or pleasure; loss of
memory; problems with memory; mimicry of speech or movements;
muscle aching or cramping;
muscle pains or stiffness;
mutism;
negativism;
normal menstrual bleeding occurring earlier,
possibly lasting longer than expected;
pain; passing gas;
peculiar postures or movements,
mannerisms or grimacing; puffing of cheeks;
rapid or worm-like movements of tongue;
redness, swelling, or soreness of tongue;
severe sleepiness;
shortness of breath; difficult or labored breathing;
small red or purple spots
on skin; stuffy nose; runny nose;
sneezing; redness, pain,
swelling of eye, eyelid, or inner lining of eyelid;
seeing, hearing, or feeling things
that are not there; sensation of spinning;
shaking; shortness of breath; hyperventilation;
skin rash; sweating; tightness in chest;
tiredness;
trouble concentrating; trouble speaking;
slurred speech; trouble sleeping;
uncontrolled chewing movements;
uncontrolled movements of arms and legs; unusual excitement,
restlessness, or irritability;
wheezing.
The poetry in my pills’ potential side-effects.