I have always been my favorite.

Possible trigger warning.
I am famous. I am a man. I have bitch tits. Work on my tan. Check out my website. I have a plan. I'm going places. I am a man.
Famous is the name. ######6 Famous. Reality is the game. ######6 Nameless. Identifying is the joke. Puff of smoke. Objectifying is the flame. ######6 Priceless.
Choke on your appetite for entirety, advance liberty; withdraw causality, make me the enemy. Because I'm dying to be free, from you all. Departing soon, habitually. Keep on building your walls.
I'll climb over, I'll dig under. You can't trap me in. I was born to sin. You can't always win. I am living proof that this a blunder.
Us, under a canopy. Let me out, just leave me be. So what if I want to live inside a tree? Will you cut it down? Why would you want to do a thing like that to me?
Take my hand. Leave my arm. Let me keep my shoulder. It's getting to my head. The chipper spits out red. My heart's already bled enough. Kick me, I'm down. You always were so ######6 tough.
Guy with a sense of authority, back the ###$ up, off and out of me. Fly with a propensity for being squished. My serving dished. My body fished out of a corporation's little reservoir. Their slice of pie. Get your hooks out of me, I'm not your ######6 whore.
I am your ######6 little whore. I lose. I'm kicking down the god damn ######6 door painted on a brick wall. I am so ######6 small. That, or you're just so ######6 tall. Say ######6 one more time, I dare you. ###$ you all. I am slipping through the cracks.
Flap jacks in fat stacks. Guzzled lies and black facts. Wanting eyes in maggot infested surplus. Dwindling supplies. Buy now.
But you never taught me how to care about not caring about caring to not care about the caring part. See, I've been shopping smart. You have been ripping me apart. Feeding me to. Beating me, you. Are cheating me. Defeating me.
I have nothing left to give. You've even taken my will to live inside your pinball machine. Just another quarter, that's all I really mean to you. Isn't it true? You take the food from my mouth, and then you blow it out your ass.