Dope Pope

Dope pope is dope
Uses golden soap
In bed he gropes udders of sexy goats
Leave your god and bow down to dope pope dope man
He's your last hope
If you don't I'll shove this frog inside your tiny anal slope
You tell popo they ask questions everytime I deny nope
Dopey popey
Dopey popey
He's the dope pope
He'll break in and make you suck his righteous dick
Dopey popey
Dopey popey
He's the dope pope
You envy him
Wrote the note and grabbed the rope

That poem speaks to me like nothing else.

I would love to meet someone who speaks such arousing words. I can't tell you how they make me feel.

You are probably taken though...

All my life I've been waiting for someone who can see the beauty in these words. Please, you must tell me! What does this song mean to you?

He is God-like ,hence his name Pope.

Cleanliness is important to him, as well as love for animals.

This adds to his appeal to the ladies, who wish to taste his abundance.

An all-around great guy. He is a keeper!

You know, when I'm sleeping, I swear Dope Pope is trying to reach out to me in my dreams. This may be silly but, I think he wants me to be the next Dope Pope! What do you think? Do you have any weird dreams?

Oh yeah,
I once had a sexual dream about a man I loved.

We were having sex and I tried to be everything i could for him. I kept changing personas and looks. I could never make him happy.

He makes me happy by just being himself. I am monogamous. I love him.

He isn't monogamous, and no one or no thing can't satisfy him. He has told me several times that he can never love me.

It makes me sad.

Yeah, Dope Pope is quite the lady killer. How embarrassing do you think it was when people would tell me my mom was sleeping with him? But I didn't hate Dope Pope, nope! I put it upon myself to be more like him, excluding the sleeping with mom part. But more of the confidence and charm that my real self lacks. Sometimes I look back at who I would have became before, and that person was nothing. Why be nothing when I can be Dope Pope and be respected? Sure I might break a few hearts, but my dream will be fulfilled!

Well, do all the ladies have to be killed?


What if one of the ladies wants the dope pope?

I for one can appreciate the Dope Pope with certain understandings.

I meant it in this way:
lady killer

seducer: a man who takes advantage of women.


Wait, why are we talking about Dope Pope so much for anyways?

You started it!