Halloween's Coming Up...

You know what that means. Kids! Kids at YOUR door! So, how do pedophiles handle Halloween? What are your guys' experiences or recommendations here? Do you hand out candy to the young ones? I usually do, but sometimes I actually go out and walk around the neighborhood. Not to be a smart-ass, but I'd imagine Halloween to be a pedophiles favorite holiday, right? Its basically heaven on earth right in your own front yard.

Well it would be, except no kids show up at my door! I always get a ton of candy ready, but my neighborhood just doesn't seem to have any trick-or-treaters.

So I end up sitting up late watching horror movies while I wait for no one to show up with a huge bowl of candy I can't touch until the next day.

In theory, it's the greatest holiday ever, the one explicitly based on kids taking candy from strangers, but all the moral panics have basically ruined it over the years.

I'm not a paedophile, but around here, you can guarantee some 'hero' will accuse me of being one if I so much as put a pumpkin in my window. I've seen it happen.

Nobody lets their kids trick or treat around here any more anyway, and that's down to tabloid inspired hysteria about paedophiles. You rarely even see kids outside playing these days.

I am a pedophile and yes, for me, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I love seeing the little girls in their cute outfits (and many of them help to get my fantasies going). I love handing out candy and getting to talk with them, ask them what they are and hear their cute answers. I wouldn't miss Halloween for anything!

Well, Aaron and I are working on Halloween until nine. We were going to go to my girlfriend's costume party afterwards, but unless I can ship what I want to ship via 1 day express there is no way it would arrive in time. (I was going to go as a cute little kitty cat with ears and a tail and a collar. ^^) I know that's probably not the "pedophile" answer you were hoping for, but, yeah. That's what I'm doing on Halloween .

I haven't been trick or treating in a while but when I was younger, there were tons of kids in my neighborhood and everyone went trick or treating. I don't remember anyone stopping their kids from trick or treating back then (besides maybe some really conservative christians who thought it was demonic). But maybe things have changed since then. Or maybe my neighborhood was just full of really trusting people, the people there knew each other really well.
Anyway, my favorite part of Halloween is the decorations! There were always a couple of houses in my neighborhood that set up entire cemeteries

This was excellent!

I'll be staying inside. From 4pm until midnight on Halloween I am not allowed to go outside my home, I cannot answer the door for any reason, and all of my outside lights have to remain off. For 8 hours I will essentially be a prisoner in my own home. Oh goodie...

I was just waiting for this thread! I was so sure someone would raise the topic.

I've got a friend who's throwing a Halloween party, and he's always joking about how weird Halloween is because "kids will just go up to some creepy guy's door and ask for sweets, like, uh, paedo alert?"

My aware friend and I were chatting about this guy's party today, and she asked me what I was wearing to it.

"Oh, it's supposed to be a costume party? Damn, I didn't know."
"What're you going to do?"
"I guess I'll just go as a paedophile."
"What? Why?"
"Well, I don't have a costume."

She ended up laughing non-stop for about two minutes.

I love this holiday. It's the only time that I can get away with laughing about my paraphilia.

lol i saw the title to this thread a few times and i was like so what, it's Halloween.

then i realized, "oh s**t , kids go door to door" lmao it's sad that it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together lmao