This is one of those times which bring up what I mean by how "my body and mind" cant seem to consubstatiate.
Yestreday I plucked out
*1* nose hair from my right nostril that peered out like a d-- handlebar moustache when I smiled broadly.Now I see two less crazily shaped nose hairs near the spot of the one I plucked out.Even as I type this I can feel like a friggin itching near the front of my d--- right nostril like it the d--- hairs themselves growing like some d-- montage of a plant growing.It like the hydra;cut one head off and two grow back in it's place
.
Two days ago I decided to shave my mustache b/c I thought it would look better with the now short hair cut I have.I *shaved* (that is to say used a razor) instead of scissors b/c that's just how not used to it I am;I couldn't figure out a way to cut it off with just scissors (my experience with trimming it being a bit helpful) so I had to use the razor I bought hastily in frustration an hour before going to a barber.
When he dropped me off to the mall my dad said |I shouldn't have shaved my mustache b/c it'll grow back "thicker and faster -_- " then before.Yes he said that same line as has been told to me for almost a decade and a half now.I said how at my age (22 in a few weeks) it should have reached it max limit.This d---- thing better take good d--- notice of how PUBERTY FINISHED A
LONG TIME AGO D:<
and should really cut that whole body hair s--- out.
It s----ks to be hairy -_- .You know being an Hispanic
mestizo means I could've had a quite range of features
.It means that I could've had a more Native trait like a near absence of facial hair or the archetypical Southern European feature of stylized facial hair.Unlike my half Guatamalan cousins my sister (who said how much of a pain in the a--- shaving leg hair is -_- ) and I got the c--- end of that stick with seemingly boundless amounts of body hair.Yes it seems that
for some reason >:( -_- my body's capacity to manufacture dead protein (for s---'s sake hair is technically dead protein
>_< ! ) on to places other than my scalp doesn't seem to hae gotten the f---n msg that it that f---n function is no longer required (not that it was ever asked for -_- >:l ! ) and/or
for some reason it has no off switch -_-.
Body hair boggles me `_` .It's sorta noticed by ppl that some ethnicities have body and facial hair more commonly then others.Okay let's say I'm using the out of Africa model of human evolution.I don't know much about it so feel free to correct me on how it works.In my mind the way it works is that early
Homo sapiens travelled out in large collective groups with some stopping their travels earlier than other.Those who stopped the soonest eventually became the black ppl we know of today and those who settled in the Americas and Pacific islands we the last ones to stop travelling and became the ethnicities of those regions.Now let's say hypothetically that the earliest
Homo sapiens (on account of the recent development from apes) were somewhat hairy.Yet that anyone find it rather bizzare and maybe even downright paradoxical how black ppl for the most part dont have much body hair but a LOT of West Asian guys (Indians,ppl from Central asian countries like Kygzastan,Iran and ppl collectively called “Arabs”) in spite of being from notably hot climates (deserts and the Indian rainforests anyone ?) commonly have A LOT of body hair `_` - ~- .The s--- hardly has a function!.It's even on this list of “10 useless body parts”
http://youtu.be/hieIDLLfo4I?t=32s Now let's skip over to Hispanic ppl.To properly define the ethnography of Hispanic imo requires a slight history to do it accurate full justice of verity.While there are
mulattos,half natives-half black,full black and even full white ppl (it pretty hard to tell but it's confirmable from Argentina's and Uruguay's history that the demographic there is actually heavily full European---good gracious ppl every region is different,look up their history in detail and you can figure out the ethnic composition by peicing together what went on in their history) but odds are that when ppl think of an Hispanic dude in heavy likihood like this
http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q59 ... tizo-1.pngit's a medium dark mestizo (half-native/half-white) dude with some kind of facial hair that they're thinking of.
Now about the facial hair `_`...this this part that has puzzled me for a long time and gotten in my craw -_- …
Similar to how
maladaptive it would seem on the surface for ppl in the dry and rainforest-y places like Western,Central Asian and the Indian subcontinent to have conspiciously copius amounts of facial hair (if you wanna you can add how the ppl from North Africa like the Moors intermingled with Europeans on the Iberian penisula
once upon a time do so if you wanna ) why the h--- would from the
tropics who historically have done ussually hard back breaking agrarian labor need friggin facial hair in the godd---- humidity and heat of the tropical sun for ?!.WARMTH ?!?!.I've picked string beans before man!.I prefer to shave before going b/c the feeling of sweat in a dense and itchy beard while leaning down and tedious picking vegetables is PRETTY F---- ANNOYING!! D:< .
The answer I've come up with is sexual selection.
http://youtu.be/FTjyGOW9CfA?t=1m 1:32-2:13 ,the seconds before 2:13 bring up “cosmetic features”
Despite the enviromental pressures that would scream that having facial hair is a pain in the a--- it continued b/c it looks good/attractive...at least on a consistent basis during a certain historical epoch -_-.
Man -_-,all this d--- body and facial hair b/c of me gettting screwed over by ~500 years of sexual selection when the time for the genetic dice role came for me -_- D:< .I have feeling that there is a seperate story as to how sexual selection mad it so that facial hair would be prevalent for West Asian ppl despite climates that in my mind would
This is what I mean.
Look at artwork of European dudes from the 1500-1600's and what will you commonly see ?
http://teacher.scholastic.com/activitie ... llsize.jpgthem pointy and stylized beards and mustuches unlike the late 1700's clean shaved looks.I've heard that in colonial days of the
castas system in a lot of Hispanic countries they was actually a certificate that designated a person's status as “legally white” and could really “up you up the ladder”.It would follow that the closer you looked like to archetypical white guys (of that era) the more “superior -_- “ you were.Which included their facial hair.With this theory,I think that it followed that in Hispanic colonies having facial hair was an attractive thing b/c it was closer to the common trend that full white dudes were sporting in those eras.Add in the
machismo/manliness culture that a lotta Hispanic countries have and you got a long lasting formula.From what I can superficial tell ppl unlike Guatamala or even Mexico,El Salvador's populace seems to be mainly
lighter skinned mestizos (a little bit more “
vanilla”/European leaning in the mix maybe `_` ? ) and so are my parents.And with those “drops of vanilla” in my veins the genetic dice numbers rolled in such a way that I would have the by product of ~500 of sexual selection preserved by a cultural concept of masculinity dating from a time of fancy facial hair...-_-...and this s--- [the hair not on my head] just don't seem to stop growing.Yes that's the reason for this s--- that had always made me look older and more haggard than my already glum demeanor produces ever since I was >8( **8-ish** -_-
http://youtu.be/hieIDLLfo4I?t=36s….
male facial hair could play a role in sexual selection MY A— !
the s--- is itchy,makes you look unneccesarily old and Lord know how much closer you look to a crazy old guy or hobo (like what my own 5 o'clock shadow for as long as I've known him dad said to me once D8< >-< 8( ) when you let it grow it's natural thick scarggly a--- course like what mine ussually does!.
The whole “hipster” trend of growing funky facial hair doesn't help me either b/c
(a) I don't like fads,dont give a s-- for the most part about fads and don't ever want to f---n depend on fads
(b)I refuse to stylize myself that way with an impermenant trend that makes more of a spectacle of me and facial hair then it already is as noteworthy trait I have to most ppl
[i]but other body hair serves no real functionD--- straight D8< !.It's like I need to feel the wind a few second sooner than my more hairless peers b/c it's superimportant!.It sorta bothers me how much I have it.And I mean it's not like I've done many things often that would give “biological incentive” to provoke body hair growth (ex.walking around shirtless frequently maybe ? `_`),I mean I have ALMOST NEVER even liked going shirtless Dx .
The s--- covers so much of my belly that I've been wondering how if I were to get like 8 pack abs HOW THE H--- is anyone suppose to see it with so much d--- hair overgrowing the difficult to earn body toning D8< !.Now it's growing more on my upper chest ( `_` something my dad only has a scant amount till he surpringly got the higher amount he wanted by the after effects of waxing I think -_- ) and in recent agitation I'm feeling inside my d-- nose!. >_< Aaaarrrrgggh Dx !!!.WTF is the dealio there,eh?.Is something off in my breathing method now ?.Is it starting to falter in Hamiltonian air all of a sudden ?.As much as I feel tempted to write further on my body hair to keep things not crude and as well as not jinxing s--- up for me -_- I won't .
There's times when I've brought up to East Asian friends of mine how lucky they are for hardly ever having to know the d--- pain in the a--- of shaving.One friend who I told this too years ago even chuckled and said “thank you”.My body hairless half-Guatamalan cousin said a long time ago how he
wanted a beard.I'm not sure if he knew that in common teen jobs like fast food places you'd have to wear a d---- beard net over the stuff.It saddens me that the only way to get rid of facial and body hair for good is the same way used to get rid of tatoos;lasers--loads of concentrated radiation beams to the face and body..good gried -_- .
I've heard that a common thing that Sikh's are suppose to adhere to is not shaving their beards but that younger ppl are rebelling.If full shaves aren't still allowed then in the future I could see it changing to “you preferably still have to have some at least scant amount of facial hair if you can grow it” similar to how I've heard that b/c of the legality of knives (ceremonial or otherwise) some instead of carrying a real kirpan that can come out of it's sheath have switched to kirpan's that can't come out of their sheaths,are wooden or just an image of one.Before my dumba-- sister left I asked her what is so bad about facial hair.She said “keep the beard but not the mustache”.I asked her what's wrong (.i.e. the popularly convetional way of saying why is this not acceptable ) with the mustache.She said (with all lacking cultural perception and tact -_- ) “it makes you look like a Mexican”. Thinking about how in spite of how we really don't like to be conflated with Mexican's but still are something close to that I asked her “if we were Mexican what would you say about it -_-”.She said she'd tell me I look like an “old school” Mexican.I promptly replied “THIS is an 'old school' Mexican mustache” by showing her a picture of someone who captures that image—Pancho Villa.
It's made me think that if I were to ever have kids not only would my wife have to learn to adjust and keep in consideration my Asperger's and the chance of our offspring having it as well but also the likihood that,that child will grow up in an era when having body hair still s---ks,the feeling of s---ky-ness would only sink in more hypothetically if there mom's of a body hair lacking ethnicity and all the worse if it's a girl who inherits this junk -_- .It makes me think that my body is screwing itself over
wanting to destroy itself (or at least it's prospects of “success”) by purposely making itself look less attractive with this d--- s---.If I was castrated by some freak occurrence I would not be awed in WTF-ness if it looked like I had hypertrichosis outta of non-sensical happenings -_- .
Oh all the testorone that I think never got it's chance to “express itself” when I was little and in puberty into better things like muscle tissue b/c I so glum,heavily influenced in my Aspergers funk mind-mist and had a distaste for physical activity b/c of the unappealing ambience of athletic success and my d--- hip problem.Hair in my nose that's moving around with me having written all this will you stop the f--- your doing and redirect that protein into like muscle tissue for next time when I work out ?.I'd be grateful and in the long run somehow you would be reciprocated with reward by something like an awesome girlfriend.
Had I said any of this out loud I would've sounded that much closer to a crazy person -_- `_` .
Same thing goes for like f---n body blemishes like zits and blackheads.The skin on my body is hardly ever exposed yet the s--- keep appearing in annoying places besides the usual nose,forehead and cheeks like right underneath my eyebrows (one of the more painful spots to pop one
),my upper chest,the d--- things have always populated the area btw my shoulders and forearms and now even on my lower back nxt to my spine out of all places -_-.
You I have more confidence that can be eliminated with like two straight years of long hot saltwater baths and maybe while throwing in a few mud and steam baths for good measures.Oh the stupidity or absurdity of how it seems sometimes that it's only be doing leisurly s--- like buying high end cosmetic products that the aggravating and common and external skin conditions go away.
"
and that's why I'm starting off with it.
?
News
Site map
SitemapIndex
RSS Feed
