Paper cups

I get tense when I leave my paper cup of whatever alone at work and walk away. It's usually filled with tap water because of this. I walk away from it, and come back and think, "someone may have drank from this! They could have oral herpes!" and then I throw it away and get another, and it's always one towards the middle of the stack, neither at the top of at the bottom, but towards the middle.

Yes yes.

I drink out of a glass snapple bottle when at work. Additionally, I keep the bottle in a plastic bag, so there are no worries.

Now Snapple is selling their drinks in plastic bottles and plastic bags have been outlawed in my state so I guess it's time to get herpes and cancer.