So... I need some major dental work done. It's probably been close to 10 years since the last time I went to the dentist and, oh, about 5 years ago or so, I kind of gave up on things and stopped hygiene cold turkey, including brushing my teeth. Needless to say, they're in bad shape. They're at the stage now that they're just kind of crumbling. They only really connect in one spot now and ...