I have a poem, a poem which I wrote that I will give to you, this poem which is my poem....
(clearing throat): aaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhh heeemmmmmmm
aaaahhhhh hmmmm
Excuse me.... cough.... ahem... ack....uh...
Anyway.... this poem is my poem which I will give to you now... it is the WORLD'S SHORTEST POEM...
...supposedly Muhamed Ali wrote the world's shortest poem beating out another poem...
... therefore the world's shortest poem was originally called:
FLIES
and it ...