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The I.C.U

My two green cheek conures attack and try to kill anyone that comes near me. This includes, but is not limited to; My mother, my sister, my friends, and anyone else that comes to my house.

They did unspeakable things to me

So, yeah. That's an egg. Which bird laid it? Who knows?! My one green cheek conure thinks it's a toy, so I doubt it was that bird, but like, I found it on my floor. If it was in a cage, I'd have a better understanding which one it was, but no, I'm sitting here, talking to myself like all sane people do, and I spin around, look, and lo and behold, there's an ...

In Africa, every sixty seconds, a minute passes.

Oooooo wise one, bless me and me birbs! Ooooo sacred one, sprinkle your cinnamon onto us!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Am I going through a midlife crisis ?

Things I use to be able to do I can't do anymore easily ? Like watch movies and tv shows. :(

Post your wtf videos/images/etc. here.