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My nose is red
Coz I'm sniffing glue
So let's do some acid
And go to the zoo

Oh my Lord
Lordy Lordy
Lord on Fire
Lordamundo
Don't you just hate
Whiney self-pitying poetry
How about this, bitch
How about you turn that frown upside down
And get a plane, bus, taxi to my place
You'll love it at my place
I've painted all the walls weird psychedelic colours
And painted over the glass on the windows
And soundproofed the walls
So we're all just sealed off from the outside world
I can ...

I am bulimic
I am anorexic
I am avoidant
I am dysthymic
I am anhedonic
I am autistic
I am one sick puppy
A sick little girl
That's what they tell me
I should be in a padded cell
This straitjacket is driving me crazy
My bed is like a womb right now
Hello, how are you
I would love to share opiates with you
I stalk serial Killers
I'm crazy
Come with me
Love, ...

I got my belly button pierced
With a little silver bar
Curved like a banana
With two little silver balls at each end
When I look in the mirror at my navel
At those little silver balls on my hard flat belly
I just love it
It is so sexy
It's amazing how a little silver bar
On the birth scar of willowy emaciated body
Can thrill me so much
Thrill me to the bone ...

I'm woke up sad today
As usual
So I took too much ecstasy
Now I'm in my kitchen
Naked as the day I was born
Rubbing ice cubes on my nipples
And up and down and all around
My beautiful emaciated torso
Not an ounce of fat there
My pale face is flushed red
My nipples are on fire
But the ice is helping
The ice melts on my radiant skin
That is at least ...

Come get your doughnuts and drop your loved ones off! Buy one get one special!

It's salty

Because you can.
:mrgreen:

I'm drunk, I'm hungry, I'm tired, I'm drunk, I'm old, I'm gay, I'm drunk, and I think George Michael was a man among men! I don't care if he pulled his gentleman's sausage out in the bathroom of a McDonald's, what matters to me is that the man never once made a bad song! Everything the man did was catchy! An icon and an inspiration to all musicians everywhere!

Swag!

A few things for me. There's some stuff in the fridge to make some pretty damn good sandwiches with, but after work, I just didn't care, so I had pudding instead