About two weeks ago I awoke to see that my sperm had turned into a brownish feces-esque color encrusted onto my sheets. As I do with most of life's problems, I ignored it and got on with my life.
I jerk off almost 3 times a day (not including my wet dreams), so in about 5 days it became unbearable to sleep in my own bed because about 40% of it was covered in a ...