I am not sure where to begin with this, I'm acutely aware this is a bit uncomfortable for me and I am vaguely worried I will find myself taunted for this.
But all the same, I am taking a step forward. Right, here we go.
I have a fictional utility worker I've always referred to as "Mistuh Dead". Now, Mistuh Dead has always been content to toil in the background, the dutiful (if not cutely ...