Utterly useless talent

Can throw small projectiles into bins and buckets from up to 30 feet like a domestic Steph Curry.

Able to accurately predict most blockbuster box office results with ridiculous data formulas.

Can recall 95% of widely-released North American box office results to within 10 million dollars that were released between 2001 and 2013.

If we met one time 11 years ago and you've since changed your hair-length by >1% or styled or coloured it slightly differently and we meet again, I'll acknowledge to you the difference.

I will notice and retroactively replay all your micro-expressions in visualised slow-mo while having a conversation with you.

On certain diets I fart enough to make considerable impact to the ozone layer, and can do it at will.

Ronald wrote:retroactively

*retroSPECTIVELY



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Kimera wrote:

Shenzi wrote:Why only song lyrics, because there's melody accompanying it? Then it's perhaps more in relation to music than lyrics?

No clue. My brain is wired this way. I have a terrible memory otherwise.

Shenzi wrote:I think I'm pretty skilled at observing things from multiple perspectives (reminds me of universe expanding and not having an end point) but am struggling to single out the right option.

Seeing things from multiple perspectives doesn't sound entirely useless. There are situations where this would be an asset (e.g. mediation). Can also be a liability if it leads to indecision and lack of action when action is needed.

Memory does improve tremendously when there is something to associate it with. That would be a certain image, place, smell, or in this case a beat/melody.