Hi

I'm Jose and I guess saying I'm here is the first step.

Glad to make your acquaintance.

Here's a cup of chocolate and a cushion to make yourself comfortable.

When you are ready have a bit of a gander round the site. I reckon you'll find others have been where you are now so there is no need to be embarassed. And people will, instinctively, empathise with your half complete sentences.