Why can't I edit my profile?

Whenever I try to fill in any of the fields, it says I'm allowed up to 0 characters. What is this?

On another note, hi, I am curious why I don't enjoy happiness. It's boring and empty, I just don't like it. I like misery, it gives a depth to everything and feels good. I don't piss myself off, I just experience dark themes and such on my own when I'm alone in a creepy neighborhood, or watching a horror movie. But sadness is great too, and shame.

It's an anti spammer measure. Once you've posted a few posts. Then you'll be able to fill in your profile and add a sig if you want. It's just to help weed out those people determined to sell us Uggs and Viagra.

I think some fields may not be in use. So those can never be updated. [Like location, I think.] That's the same for everyone.

Fields not in use? I think the programmers need to do a little work, lol.

It's not exactly a high priority.