Strangest thing you've ever stolen?

Bowling ball. Wasnt really worth it as it was to darn easy but what can i expect. No one but me steals a bowling ball..

A womans heart.

Fredinstein wrote:A womans heart.

From a strange woman?


The strangest thing I ever stole was a closet.

I've played guitar since i was 6, and the first things that i had every stolen were guitar picks. Years later, ive moved 4 times since the first guitar store i took lessons in, im in the local store where i live buying strings and picks, but couldnt help myself and snatched a box of picks that had a picture of a vampire biting a womans neck. They were the kind that when you shift them it goes from one image to another, in this case from the bite to when the vampire pulls away. That was 4 years ago.

A sprinkler head! I thought it looked cool .

<BlackStar> wrote:

The strangest thing I ever stole was a closet.

how'd you manage to do that?
Was there anything in it...?

a hat.. strait off a random persons head as he walked down the road lol

a purple clip,a little maths number block,nail files when i was like 4 lol..got my mum kicked outa farmers ahaha..umm a wet paint sign.wanted to steal a cup today..but my teacher was looking at me.
im not a klepto >.> i dont think..
oh and um,i absent mindedly steal buttons. okay so maybe i should be concerned lmao

xXvampiregirlXx wrote:a purple clip,a little maths number block,nail files when i was like 4 lol..got my mum kicked outa farmers ahaha..umm a wet paint sign.wanted to steal a cup today..but my teacher was looking at me.
im not a klepto >.> i dont think..
oh and um,i absent mindedly steal buttons. okay so maybe i should be concerned lmao

Oh no, i'v made my girlfriend a klepto aswell.. lol

WildDragon wrote:

xXvampiregirlXx wrote:a purple clip,a little maths number block,nail files when i was like 4 lol..got my mum kicked outa farmers ahaha..umm a wet paint sign.wanted to steal a cup today..but my teacher was looking at me.
im not a klepto >.> i dont think..
oh and um,i absent mindedly steal buttons. okay so maybe i should be concerned lmao

Oh no, i'v made my girlfriend a klepto aswell.. lol

haha its hard to help your kleptomania when im taking small and shiny things too lmao...

we actually half fight over the ball bearing and purple clip..

xXvampiregirlXx wrote:

WildDragon wrote:

xXvampiregirlXx wrote:a purple clip,a little maths number block,nail files when i was like 4 lol..got my mum kicked outa farmers ahaha..umm a wet paint sign.wanted to steal a cup today..but my teacher was looking at me.
im not a klepto >.> i dont think..
oh and um,i absent mindedly steal buttons. okay so maybe i should be concerned lmao

Oh no, i'v made my girlfriend a klepto aswell.. lol

haha its hard to help your kleptomania when im taking small and shiny things too lmao...

we actually half fight over the ball bearing and purple clip..

Yeah ikr lol. you still help alot though