Funnies and jokes

I think we could all use a laugh from time to time, and I'm always on the lookout for socially appropriate jokes.
If you have one (that isn't off color, racist, etc.), post it and give us all an excuse laugh.

Here's mine...
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: (shrugs) No eyed deer.
(say it aloud to yourself for full effect.)

Stupid one that always makes me laugh;

Why did the plane crash?

Because someone threw a fridge at it!!!



Another one;

There's a bear and a rabbit having a 'poo' in the woods. The bear goes to the rabbit, 'hey, do you ever have trouble with the 'poo' sticking to your fur? The rabbit goes 'no', so the bear says 'good', picks him up, and wipes his 'bottom' with the rabbit! LOL!

Add some GOOD ones guys! We all need a laugh!

Good idea chickadee!

hehe...good jokes, the bunny one in particular
i heard this one on the radio and liked it. hope you do too.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says to him "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" the grasshopper says "Why would you name a drink 'Bob'?"

Here's my personal favorite:

I still miss my ex-husband -

but my AIM is getting a lot better! *heheheh*

There's a monkey, a jew and a rock.
They're all at the pub knocking down a few brews and chatting about having promiscuous sex with the vicars daughter last night. Anywho the Monkey goes to the Jew; "OOOooOo aAaaa!" then the jew hiffs the rock at the monkey

Say what? Oh god... Please, MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!