Would you rather...?

Watermelon sized head, because my brain would be highly advanced, and I'd basically be a Sontaran.

Would you rather be kidnapped by Somali Pirates for a two months and later rescued by law enforcement, or literally catch Chronic Lyme Disease and have awful, unexplained physical and mental symptoms for the next decade, until it's eventually cured?

pirates. at least it would enbd. lympe disease is foprever

would you rahter not have eyebrows or not have a nose

no eyebrows.

would you rather always feel like your throat is itching, or live in Death Valley?!

Live in Death Valley.

Would you rather be very rich and live somewhere in Siberia by the Arctic Ocean for the rest of your life or very poor and live in Melbourne, Australia for the rest of your life?

Good question.. None, but if I had to say one of them I would choose being rich in Siberia.

Would you rather be a sex slave or have a sex slave?

Have a sex slave.

Would you rather bungee jump of the Millau Viaduct with a group of shady, questionable individuals who you've only just met, or eat a full Carolina Reaper... without any milk.

You made me laugh, thanks.
Bungee jump!

Would you rather have a lover like Joker/Harley or you want to BE like Joker/Harley?

Probably be like Joker/Harley.

Would you rather "die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"?

Live long enough to see myself become the villain.

Would you rather use heroin or use LSD?

I would've said LSD if only I emotionally healthier; if I took it at this stage in my life my fragile ego would implode. So I'll say heroin.

Would you rather be 7ft tall and underweight, or 3ft tall and obese?