Liar Liar

Masq eats so incredibly much cereal, that in her country she is know as the "cereal killer".

NML eats cereal with salt instead of sugar and SOUR MILK He served this to me when I went to visit him. I was too polite to say anything.

(It would appear from this thread) Masq randomly invites herself to peoples houses for various meals and then complaints about how wonderfully hospitable everyone has been. Masq is however inviting us all to her house on Friday to return the compliment. Meals will consist of ouzo and chocolate.

Suddenly sits bolt upright in seat............Did someone say ouzo and chocolate??? In my house?? A party????? Must buy shoes...........must buy shoes...............must buy partee shooze.......mmmm.......shoooooze......masq likes............

Smurf thought I was having a fancy dress party and appeared dressed as a pirate. Her parrot made quite a mess on her shoulder and she thought it was dandruff.

Masq enjoyed licking my shoulders clean!

It was at that point that the party became very strange indeed, with a room full of pirates all wanting to have their shoulders licked

Masq has just made me smile and that takes a lot just now!

The party also took a turn for the worse when Masq suddenly realised the pirates were drinking ouzo from her shoes ............... The ones she was wearing!

It was at that point that Jack Sparrrow arrived, but he was wearing a ballet dancer's tutu. I think someone must have put something in the ouzo

It was Masq herself who put something in the ouzo because she was so annoyed at having to share it! She does not like to share!

WW took advantage of the fact that all the pirates and I were the worst for wear after the ouzo at my party and chased after Johnny Depp/aka Jack Sparrow whilst he was wearing a tutu. She wanted to lick his shoulder. She got the wrong person though and it didn't end well.