Fill in the _____.

People are squirrelly. Give them scissors and they ask for watermelons. Tell them Michelle Bachman's going to be President of the USA and they will reply where's the beef?

I am ____________ a song by __________: the lyrics go something like this: I wake up to your _____ and I think ______, and tomorrow we're going to ___________.

I am eating a song by the fireplace : the lyrics go something like this: I wake up to your stench and I think of caterpillars, and tomorrow we're going to hike.

I _______ cars often, it makes me _______ at _______ with _______. Not to be confused with _______ even though they are ________.

I deconstruct cars often, it makes me lunge at passerby with lust. Not to be confused with recycling rubberbands even though they are similarly situated.

Why don't you ________ some _________, and when you're done, come back and ______ me with a _________.

Tea wrote:Why don't you powder some babies, and when you're done, come back and lick me with a spork.

Partying ________ is fun. I do ________ after every _______.

Partying naked is fun. I do backflips after every tequila.

Amused are the ________ when they are _______ with the _________.

Amused are the other partiers when they are presented with the backflips

_______ and ________ went ______. On the way they bought _____ and put it in the ______. When they got there the first thing they did was ________.

Cracked

__Simon_____ and ___Garfunkel_____ went __fishing____. On the way they bought __a bong___ and put it in the __boat____. When they got there the first thing they did was ___see if it would float_____.



YOu should never_________ because __________ might think that you like to _________ when really what you like is to ____________.

Sam

You should never fart in public because people might think you like to smell it when really what you like is to release the pressure

He _______ touched her ________ and said _______. They held ________ and _________ over the _______.

Cracked

He carefully touched her bunions and said 'Aoooga!' They held pinkies and skipped over the cowpats.

They were _______ at the size of her __________ and vowed never to _____________ when she __________ along the __________________ .

moomin wrote:
They were amazed at the size of her nostrils and vowed never to backbend when she belched along the oceanfront.

"Could you be any more ________?" She said, then continued with "It's like _________ all of the _________ when __________ and you __________ the butter!" in her usual _________ tone.