by firelamb67 » Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:43 am
Why is a parkway called a parkway when you drive on it?
Why is a driveway called a driveway when you park on it?
What do you call a pig that can do karate? Pork chop!
Warning..... dumb blond joke:
What goes vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!
A blond at a flashing red light.
DID, BPD, DP/DR
What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-R.W. Emerson