You know, I was in the bookstore once (Barnes & Noble)... children's section, reading a book to my son.
Mommy Laid an Egg. It was one of those birds and bees books to help little kids understand where babies come from. In the middle of the book, it had two pages of rather creative pictures, including clowns, skateboards, etc.
Since this was in the children's section, it must be okay for psychforums...
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.