by MacBuddhaBurger » Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:52 am
Seemed to be making a movie in India, and found myself in the unfortunate role of the Fixer without any Bollywood connections.
Seemed to be a completely useless film with no one in real control of anything, involving opium dens, chai shops run by deranged drug dealing germans, inbred jihadis with sloping foreheads, international intelligence agents lacking in intelligence, and Ewan McGregor being a total pain in the arse both on set and off it and dragging around an extremely large suitcase containing clothes unsuitable for anyone and expecting me to sort his life out for him.
Did contain a number of in-jokes which are impossible to explain here due to a subconscious injunction by Charlie Boorman and other interested & disinterested parties in the collective insanity.
Was bored by the whole process - see the Process Church - that it was easier to call it a night and wake up shouting.
Was certainly not a wrap.
If this movie ever gets made i would certainly give it a miss.
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