In my dream my gf apparently didn't exist, and I didn't have a car. I was trying to catch a bus to get across town but I kept missing them, so I decided to walk. As I was walking, this thuggish man came and stole my breakfast and wanted to take my backpack too. I had enough so I tried to fight him and I took it back, turned my head, then looked again and there was this pretty girl there.
It was clear that she was homeless, or really messed up. She grabbed my backpack again and took a razor out of it and said she was going to cut herself. I sighed and said "another person did the same thing. Took my razor and cut in front of me. Please don't, just give it back." She slipped it in her pocket and I decided to ignore it because w/e not my problem.
So she started hitting on me and wanting to kiss me and stuff. I told her I didn't think it was a good idea. I didn't want to tell her the truth, which was that I don't want to be with anyone who is significantly mentally ill, given my own issues. I also didn't want to tell my family I was banging some homeless girl lol.
But I found myself drawn to her again and again. Then she told me that she was actually that guy who took my breakfast, that she had a sex change and still had her penis. Then I said "wow, you have a really nice rack"

and she said thank you.
Then I believe I woke up lol.