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over 18 joke
by manic666 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:10 pm
The wife threw me out the house today , she caught me measuring the size of my dick. It just reaches the back of her sister,s throat
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Re: over 18 joke
by The_Ghoul » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:46 am
Nvm joke was in bad taste....
"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble."
"Life is suffering. Suffering arises from delusional ignorance. There is a way to end suffering. This way is the Noble Eight fold Path." - The Four Noble Truths
"Life is suffering. Suffering arises from delusional ignorance. There is a way to end suffering. This way is the Noble Eight fold Path." - The Four Noble Truths
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Re: over 18 joke
by manic666 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:43 pm
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Re: over 18 joke
by manic666 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:43 pm
manic666 wrote:Tampax has taken the string off its tampon ,an replaced it with tinsel. Just for that holiday period
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Re: over 18 joke
by wooster » Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:41 pm
manic666 wrote:Tampax has taken the string off its tampon ,an replaced it with tinsel. Just for that holiday period
tampax! Reminds me to: Count Dracula walks into a tea-room:
"Earl Grey, Lapsang, or Darjeeling, Sir?"
"None, thank you - just a cup of boiling water. I brought my own teabag-on-a-string!"
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Re: over 18 joke
by gwilly » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:17 pm
'over' must be secret code for 'under but wants to be over'
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Re: over 18 joke
by manic666 » Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:30 am
Woke up after a night on the beer,with a piece of string hanging out my mouth. I thought i hope thats a teabag
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Re: over 18 joke
by manic666 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:54 pm
While laying in bed with the wife she said , what would you like to do with my body. I said identify it
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Re: over 18 joke
by manic666 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:28 am
My wife says she can tell a good movie with the amount of tissues she use,s . Sounds like the same system i use with porn
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Re: over 18 joke
by manic666 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:33 am
I just shoved a grape up my wife,s arse. She didnt say much ,just let out a little wine 
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