What would you rather do...?

A fun game to take your mind off your misery:
I'll start, please reply and then make up you own....
What would you rather do:Run naked down your street in broad day light or eat an old mans toe nail?
One

run naked down the street in daylight. The other one is far too gross to think about.

Would you rather...

stay awake for one week straight in a small room as part of an experiment
or
spend one day sitting on the top of a standing 70' telephone pole?

With some sort of safety harness or something, I'd sit up on the pole... not afraid of heights, only falling from them. I could probably just sit there for a while with no harness but a whole day, I'd worry about getting tired and falling.
Otherwise I'd pick the room I think...

Would you rather jump out of a plane with blue trim, or jump out of a plane with red trim?

I would rather sit on the pole I guess but my tushie would hurt a whole bunch by the end of the day!
I would rather fall from a Blue trimmed plane. Cuz I'm a girl and the blue trim matches the sky.
What would you rather do, swim in a pool of honey or cooked cold noodles?
One

noodles! do not want sticky *shudder*

bad hair day, or nothing to wear day?

*goes to hide from the sticky stuff*

Bad hair day. I have really long hair, so I'm used to the battle.

What would you rather, be really ugly or really stupid?
One

Really stupid. Call it vanity but that's the way it is....

What would you rather do... $#%^ or go blind?

(Sorry, I just couldn't resist that one.)

It is a good thing to "unload". I have always wondered about going blind. Since I was a child I used to try and prepared for it. I'd walk around my home with my eyes closed. Slowly at first and then try again to go faster, in case I would be chased. At night when others were asleep I'd do the same thing, as quiet as I could. I've always loved the dark, it feels safe.
What would you rather, be very clever or very kind?
One

Very clever. Would you rather sleep with your ex lover and then slice them up or marry them?

Wow.... ummmm.... probably slice them up, hehe. Only because I don't ever wanna get married. Ugh!

Ummmm... would you rather shave yourself completely bald or tattoo your face?