The Kingdom is near

Those with ears, let them hear.

The coming times are among us. The tribulation has already begun. Even though it's written that creation occured in six days, the six days does not reflect man's day, sun up to sun down. A day will be a thousand years, and a thousand years will be a day. Time does not mean the same on the outside as it does here. From the time the seals are broken on the scroll of Truth until the end will not be seven years man's time.

The seven seals have already been broken! The riders of the apocalypse are wandering the earth! Ever-seeing, but never perceiving. Hear the words of the living God: "I am The Way, The Truth, and The Life". Man does not live on bread alone, but the body of Christ, and it is freely offered to those willing to accept this eternal sustenance.

The time is near. The trumpets have shouted. Not every one. The last few are waiting for the seven bowls to be poured out onto us. The last trumpets in coordination with the bowls will initiate Armaggedon, The [final] Antichrist and False prophet. Do not let their blasphemy into your heart! Always be aware of the yeast of the wicked. If a thick film covers your eyes and blinds you from sight, ask that they are healed. Utter turmoil, the likes that humanity has not been witness, will accompany these bowls. The self-proclaimed god among men will deceive you into looking to him for answers. But I tell you, do not look to man for Truth, for he does not hold it. Only our Father holds such triumph. Ask Him, our Father, that your eyes be opened during these times so that man does not lead you astray.

He has his axe ready at the roots of everyone, the trees that bear no fruit will be taken away to make room for trees that will bear fruit. Storing up your treasures on earth, you get rid of your crop and build a barn to store your remaining crops to live comfortable? After you pass, how long will your storage barn serve others before it is empty? Surely keeping the crop would continue yielding long after the barn runs out. It is greater to store up your treasures where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.

How great it is to serve our Creator's purpose, where those who inherit his kingdom will no longer mourn, hunger, thirst. Those who serve man continue to mourn, hunger and thirst.

The time is near. We were given the keys to His house to watch over. The owner is returning soon, He entrusted us with all of his personal belongings, creations, ideals. The owner who returns to find the perversion of all of his ideals will rid those he put in charge to watch over, never to return again.

May all of His glory envelope your being.

To those who see, and wish to perceive:

The New World Order will preach of worldwide peace and prosperity. The US President will soon declare peace for the first time in thousands of years, in the Middle East. Not Israel mind you whose region is always receiving trouble, but the false prophet. The new healthcare bill is paving the way for the mark of the beast. When the bowl that causes worldwide famine is poured, the mark, ones who turn to man in times of trouble, will allow the blind to receive food from the stockpiles of the Chinese in coordination with the US. It is better to enter the kingdom of Heaven hungry than to be blind, with the blind man leading the sheep over the cliffs.

The cabinet members have set forth a plan to sabotage energy production in the US. The spill in the Gulf was carried out by our leaders. This new spill over the [edit-- Gulf] coast was also sabotage, the bidding to halt all oil production. This will lead to the application of the smart grid which allows the feds to regulate the allocation of energy for the sake of rationing, which they caused in the first place. The mark of the beast will allow the feds to allocate currency resources to receive healthcare initially, with the system in place it will later allow you to be fed by them. No, do not turn to man to survive. The four horsemen are roaming free, setting up the collapse of every nation in the hopes to deceive civilization to turn to them. These men are men of Satan.

When you turn down the mark, do not be afraid. Look to the Father. Shariah law will be implemented all throughout once the one-world government is installed. This calls for the beheading of those who hold their own beliefs and not blindly follow their wicked ones.. It also calls for manhandling their fellow man, to hold temporary power of them. Stay strong in times of trouble, and surely God will deliver your being into the safety of His hands. Many will die, those who die for being against Satan and for God will lead the armies of the angels of heaven. You will stamp out the wicked. The numbers will be on the side of the world, but the power rests with God the Father and Jesus the Son, our Savior.

The reapers have their sickles, ready to be swung. Those who do not bear good fruit, the fruits of the Spirit, which includes love for the Creator and trust in Him, will be struck down. Reconcile with your fellow man so that you may reconcile with God.

Oooo my turn! My turn!!

In the beginning of days, there was one being. One being of Great Holiness! It was He who made the mountains and the trees. He who separated the sky from the earth and the oceans from the land! It was He who placed the dinosaurs below the earth and the layers in the rock to challenge humanity in our faith!

A day will come, soon my friends! Soon will He reach down with His Noodley Appendage and bless the worthy! YARRRR, ME HEARTIES! On that day, his chosen people will stride across the deck and break a bottle of grog in His Saucy Name!

On that day, we will reign over the lands and the seas! We will sail into the sunset to distant lands, bellowing His Praise unto the world! Aye, twill be the Day to End All Doubt!

And when our worlds are over, when the vast dark waves crash over our heads, sinking into the inevitable solace of Davy Jones' keep, the faithful will rise once more! His Almighty Starchiness has prepared a place for us! And we shall spend eternity with His Meaty Balls, the beer volcano, and the endless stripper factory. RAmen.

It was your intent to bring sarcasm and ridicule, however mine was not. Those who persecute men can be forgiven of their sins. Those who blaspheme the Holy Spirit cannot.

Those who exalt themselves will be humbled. Pride is what seperates man from God. How can someone who exists, not by their hands, not by their parent's hands, but by God's hands, truly believe they are higher than He? Anything you think you've done, pales in comparison, and yet you are boastful? Ask that you be humbled so that you are not embarassed. Not embarassed in front of man, but of your God. He is the living God, He rules over all. He does not only rule over those whose flesh have passed away, but of their souls as well as those walking the earth.

Hey, I DON'T know if there is a god, maybe there is and maybe not, and that's OK. I'm OK with it. .... but it's really CHILDISH to accept these make-believe stories about how this guy up in the sky created everything, made a woman from a man's rib, etc.

I have no proof, not even evidence, that the the monotheistic paradigm has any validity or not.

If a person in this Christian society believes in UFO's, he/she is regarded as a real kook, as being "wayyyy out there..." On the other hand, you've got millions of people believing all these stories from the bible. BUT, there's as much evidence for UFO's as there is for a "god" who sits up in the sky and listens to our prayers.

Yawn... think I'll go read a good book now.

The reapers do not have much longer until harvest season. Enough time for one last crop. Those who kneel before man will be tossed away with man. Those who kneel before God will drink from the River of Life. The Truth that is sharp as a sword will strike down many nations. God will appoint his servants as governors, kings, over this new world, a world without deceit, corruption, wickedness. And those who were struck down will not gain entrance, for they were shown their ways and did not turn from them. They traded their golden inheritance for a short time of luxury. Desolation will fall onto those who stand proudly for their worldly ways, and they will stand no more.

oh_that_guy wrote:It was your intent to bring sarcasm and ridicule, however mine was not. Those who persecute men can be forgiven of their sins. Those who blaspheme the Holy Spirit cannot.

Those who exalt themselves will be humbled. Pride is what seperates man from God. How can someone who exists, not by their hands, not by their parent's hands, but by God's hands, truly believe they are higher than He? Anything you think you've done, pales in comparison, and yet you are boastful? Ask that you be humbled so that you are not embarassed. Not embarassed in front of man, but of your God. He is the living God, He rules over all. He does not only rule over those whose flesh have passed away, but of their souls as well as those walking the earth.

I thought we were merely exchanging religious ideas of the ends of days. I find it offensive that you belittle my religion by assuming I'm joking.

I find it offensive that you would change your tune only for mere appearances' sake. To state that you hold any religious values now to try and half-heartedly attempt to mock these words says a lot more about you than anybody else. You can put on a mask and try to fool those around you for whatever reason you have at the time. The Lord sees through all though. You may succeed at manipulation of your fellow man to further your own wants at their expense. It is not too late, reconcile with them and God for your transgressions. The kingdom of Heaven is worth far more than the mediocrity that you chase in this world.

I find it offensive that you post your religious propaganda on an online support forum that has nothing to do with religion. Do you honestly think it will do anyone any good to read your grandiose walls of text? A thread about religion's effect on the psyche, a thread about how different religious traditions can mold a person's mind, a thread about how religious persecution can damage someone, THAT I would be perfectly fine with and happily engage in those conversations.

My attempt was to make light of your ridiculous assumption that such actions are ok and non-offensive to members of the board. I would respond the same way to you as to anyone else who would post something similar regardless of their religious affiliation.

You say that your Lord "sees all". I didn't attempt to hide my mocking tone because I found it ridiculously and laughably narcissistic of you to post your own religious ideas and yet expect people to be ok with it and to in fact, not be offended.

For your information, I actually am Pastafarian in real life. His Noodley Goodness has opened my eyes and enriched my life in ways I never thought possible.

kanin wrote:For your information, I actually am Pastafarian in real life. His Noodley Goodness has opened my eyes and enriched my life in ways I never thought possible.

I'm amused, having actually realized what you are talking about and what you are doing.

People don't quite get the actual seriousness of the FSM. They don't realize that while it may be satirical, it isn't a joke. Don't mind them.