Yep, it's about that time. Jupiter is in view with the moon, casting his eye down on the works of man. He is not pleased, he will show his displeasure by changing our season. The cold is no place to be, time to start heading south. Everyone knows what the cold fall leads to, and that's changes in brain chemistry, turning sane men against their brothers. Not for Jupiter's sake, but for yours and your fellow man - Do not let him cast his spell on you.
The cold sucks anyway. Get me to that gulf coast, I could bum around all day on the beach and it would be viewed as acceptable.